April 16, 2014

Hilarious SWA Flight Attendant - Better than a Hand Full of Salted Nuts and a Can of Soda

By Elizabeth Nelson

While some flights offer passengers a movie a drink and some muts, one Southwest Airline flight got its own nutty stand-up comedian.

A Southwest Airlines flight attendant provided the normal instructions prior to takeoff but with a little flare and extra commentary that is too funny not to share. Obviously, I'm not alone in my sense of humor, because the YouTube video was seen on Fox Five, has warranted more than 4.2 million (with an M) views and has started trending on social media.



"Everyone gets a door prize in the seat in front of you, a half eaten piece of gum and a Dirty Diaper"

"It's a no smoking, no whining, no complaining flight, it's a please, thank you and you are so good looking flight attendant flight"

"Smoking is never allowed on SW. If you are caught smoking in the lavatory, it's a $2,000 fine, if you wanted to pay that for your airfare, you should have flown someone else."

"If we do make you that nervous in the next hour and a half, you are more than welcome to step outside, we don't discriminate here at SW, we have a special smoking section just for you we'll even show you a movie; "Up in the Air."

"Although we never expect a loss in cabin pressure ... to activate the flow of oxygen simply insert $.75 for the first minute."

"and if you are traveling with small children, I'm sorry. If you're traveling with more than one child, pick out the one that you think may have the most earning potential and help them first."

"If you're traveling with someone that requires special attention, like your husband, bless his heart, or your wife, put on your mask first."

"If there is something we can do for you to make your flight more enjoyable, please tell us ... just as soon as we land in Salt Lake city"

I don't know about you, but that's probably the first time I've actually listened to the entire safety instruction and actually enjoyed it, and I've been on dozens of flights over my lifetime. 

However, I'm sure there had to be a libtard on the flight that complained about her "figure out which child" or "help yourself before you help your spouse" comment, there always seems to be one "touchy-feely" overly-sensitive-panty-waste  in the crowd that seems to want to piss on everyone else's cornflakes and will probably want  a "refund on the flight" for their effort to boot.


Dr. Carson, Kiss Emperor Obama's Ring, You've Offended Him, Peasant

By Elizabeth Nelson

Everyone knows what a bully Obama is, but do we really understand how thin skinned he is? Does everyone remember when Dr. Carson was invited to give a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast last year and he gave a speech that Obama didn't expect but America loved?  Well, it seems that Obama expected Carson to apologize for it afterwards.








Obama's empiric hypocrisy knows no bounds.  He expects an apology from Carson, for his offense, but will never offer even an insincere one for offending: "Tea Baggers," or those "Arsonist, Terrorist, Extortionists, Hostage Taking Republicans" or us "Bitter Bible Clingers." 

America is sick and tired of turning the other cheek, all four of them by now, every time this occupying president insults, belittles and maligns us and never apologies for it. So why should he ever expect an apology from someone else, for them doing to him what he, for years, has been doing to others? 

Then and now: The Continuing Dismal Numbers in Manufacturing Employment Despite Obama Spin Cycle

By Rob Janicki

We know the last recession began in late 2007 and technically ended in the latter part of spring 2009.  We hear liberal talking points about how many millions of jobs have been created during the first Obama term in office.  With all that hyperbole, one might think that the Obama administration has actually accomplished a turnaround from the worst recession since the Great Depression of the 1930's.  If only it were true, but, alas, it's not.

Manufacturing employment in the U.S. shrank by more than 2.1 million jobs between 2007 and 2012, a period that covers the start of the recession and the subsequent economic "recovery," according to a new report from the Census Bureau.

Manufacturing is the heart of any strong and leading economy.  Manufacturing is what made America what it is, or was, until Obama entered office in January 2009.

It should be noted that the average recession recovery period has historically been 18 months to return to pre-recession levels of employment and productivity.  That makes the overall tepid jobs recovery and the pathetic manufacturing jobs recovery, stand out as a significant failure of the Obama administration.

A bright-spot in the economy is the mining and oil and gas sector. The number of companies in the sector jumped by 26.4%. Total economic output rose 34% to over $500 billion and employment increased 23% to over 900,000 jobs. Its total payroll also spiked, rising by more than 50% in just 5 years. Total payroll in the sector is over $67,000 per employee. Read more Beitbart

Let's not forget that the Obama administration has actually reduced its approval of oil and gas drilling permits on federal land and offshore, despite liberals proclaiming that oil and gas drilling is up significantly.  It's up because oil and gas drilling has occurred on private property and state property, not federal lands requiring federal permits.

Read more of the continuing failure of job creation in the manufacturing sector under the Obama administration, but don't be surprised considering all the EPA rules and regulations that have been placed upon manufacturing during President Obama's first five years in office.  At the current rate of growth, there is no reason to believe that the employment numbers will improve in the manufacturing sector anytime soon.  Expect to see any growth in employment in the service jobs sector, which is significantly lower paying than the manufacturing sector.

With the looming disaster of Obamacare, we are seeing fewer full time jobs created with a shift from a full time workforce to an increasingly part time workforce.  This is a systemic indicator of a poor economy going forward, no matter how you slice it.  With workforce hours reduced, we are becoming the economy of socialist France, which is not in the American tradition that made America the leading economy in the world.  For this we can thank President Obama and his liberal cohorts for leading America down the road of economic mediocrity.

Read the details of this latest report from the Census Bureau here.






Only Gaffer Joe Biden - "Survivors of Boston Bombing, It was Worth It"

By Elizabeth Nelson

Would it surprise anyone to know Joe Biden said the Boston Bombing was "Worth it," to the attending survivors of the bombing?

Less than a minute into his speech at the Boston marathon bombing memorial on Tuesday, Vice President Joe Biden went tragically off script and told the crowd of Boston bombing survivors that "it was worth it." 




   




Even Twitter didn't miss a beat, but wasn't surprised in his gaffe:

Yet, if it was anyone but Joe Biden, not only would we be in shock, but every MSM channels would have carried his quote **crickets everywhere** and all of America would want his head. Instead, it's sad to say, but we almost come to expect stupid stuff like this to come tumbling out of his mouth, like vomit from the mouth of a drunkard the day after a drinking binge

April 15, 2014

A "Happy" Little Tax Song In DisHonor of the Taxman Taking our Hard Earned Money

By Elizabeth Nelson

Anyone that says we are "paying" our taxes is lying to our face. In all honesty, the government is taking our money, in the form of taxes, because we don't have a viable choice whether we "pay" our taxes or not. 

Ironically, we probably wouldn't mind as much, if our government didn't waste what they take from us on booze, pole dancing, and Luxurious Hotels, and those are just some of the top 10 examples of Government waste in 2013, and after most of us worked so hard to earn it.



After all that bad news, here's a "happy" little tax song to make it all better, kind of like quickly ripping off the Band-Aid.

   
Here's hoping you get more back than you left at the tax preparer's office. If not, leave your frustration at the voters ballot box and pray for a change in the tax code, with new elected officials.

UN Report: "National Sovereignty, Cheese Burgers, Coal, Oil and a Robust Economy Will Kill our Planet"


By Elizabeth Nelson

Now I can say, I've heard it all and I understand why Obama has his knickers in a bunch when it comes to his war on Coal and Cow Farts and it seems to be contagious because now the United Nations seems to have caught the MAD Cow, Coal bug.  Have you heard what you'll have to give up, in order to "save our planet from extinction," in the liberals mythical "global warming," if you succumb to the UN's new report findings and mandate?

Just in the nick of time, before the world goes up in a ball of flames or enters its next ice age, the UN has delivered it latest dire warning on  global warming, and this time, it really means it. To boot, the new report, as bogus as "climate change" itself, details the specific steps we must take immediately if we are to save Mother Earth from evil mankind, and you're going to love this.  **Spoiler Alert** Cheeseburgers.





Wait a minute - pause for the cause - this is another example of "just because someone says something doesn't make it true." Can someone please explain to me, what man-made anything produced CO2 in 1750, and therefore caused "global warming and climate change" like just like we are seeing today?
 


Here we go again; once again the hysterical guilt and concern of the UN, over the "global warming," flies in the face of the scientific facts of NASA scientists, 95% of climate models used since 1979 are flat-out wrong. Ironically, not only are they wrongbut the Earth stopped "warming" 17 years ago and it's not projected to warm again until at least around 2030.  Hello, everything has a cycle, why should the Earth be any different?






What slays me is, people will so easily believe and follow the "Global Warming/Climate Change" movement and swallow Al Gore's BS, hook, line and sinker without looking at the scientific facts or examining the changes in climate (pre-human, industry, or car influence) throughout history. Then again, I guess as children, we all believed in the Tooth fairy, Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, and the Easter Bunny too. However, we eventually grew up, learned the truth, and then lied to our kids; so truth-be-told, I guess we are all capable of being gullible and "child-like" and believing a really good bed-time story.

Obama has Managed to Turn America Sharply in the Direction of a European Style Socialist State

By Rob Janicki

America has become what conservatives have warned it would become under Obama and his Democrat fellow travelers.  We are a welfare state with the few, who are producers, supporting the many who are happily on the dole when they sold their votes and their lives for Obama's pie in the sky vision of a Utopia where government provides for what it considers are the needs of the people.  And all this is done by borrowing money from foreigners that we cannot possibly ever repay in total and demonizing the wealthy as evil doers who must pay their "fair share" to support those who cannot or will not support themselves.

Obama has tanked the economy with more taxes, greater regulations on business and the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon the public in the form of Obamacare.  It's not that Obamacare is merely a poorly contrived piece of legislation.  It was and is planned to fail at some point in time, thus only permitting one alternative to pivot toward and that is a single payer system between government and the public forced into the system with no exceptions.


The following is just one piece of the socialist puzzle that Obama has in place to continue the development of the welfare state concept.  Obama didn't create the food stamp program, but he did push it to an increase greater than any other president in American history and that plays into the socialist plan to create a welfare state.

People participating in the food stamp program outnumbered the women who worked full-time, year-round in the United States in 2012, according to data from the Department of Agriculture and the Census Bureau. Read more CNS News here  


Oooh Baby...Oooh Baby...Oooh Four Year Old Baby: Meet Demetrio Campbell

Everyone say hi to 27 year old Demetrio Campbell.


Hi Demetrio!

Demetrio has been in and out of foster homes since he was taken away from his mother when he was 8.

That is tough for any kid.

Poor Demetrio


And then Demetrio made a mistake when he was 17 years old.


Demetrio was convicted and sentenced to six years in prison back in 2004 for Aggravated robbery.

Society gave Demetrio a second chance and upon his release...

He broke into a house in 2008 and was convicted and sentenced to four years in prison for residential burglary. 

DAMMIT! Let's release Demetrio from the bondage of jail. He has had a hard life and deserves another chance at being rehabilitated.

YAY! Demetrio was released from jail. Bleeding hearts rejoice!

Oh wait...my bad...




Hypocrisy: Koch Habit Only Bad for Tea Party, not for DemocRats

By Elizabeth Nelson

We've watched Harry Reid call the Koch brother's "Un-American" as he continually tries to convince America that they are evil and dangerous.



He even railed against them 134 times in one session. 



However, this isn't anything we haven't seen before, or even a new story, this is the same crap, different day.  This is another "Do as I say, Not as I do," because guess who's taking money from every billionaire in DC including the dastardly Koch brothers? You got it baby, that's why we call them our Dumb Asses in Congress.

If the Koch brothers are as "Evil and Un-American" as Harry Reid wants everyone to believe they are, why are his Democrats accepting their corruptible money?

Many of Harry Reid's senior senators are on the chart below:
 
So basically, the moral of this story is, a habitual Koch habit is only bad for dumb asses and not tea party patriots? 

Man Refuses to Pay 22-Cent Soda Tax, Pulls Out Machine Gun

Tax Man Calls - Revolts Begin because of Over Taxation to Pay off Debts

By Elizabeth Nelson

Sadly, history repeats itself when we forget it.
If we all recall, the Revolutionary War began as the result of Britain's attempt to gain revenue from the American colonies, when King George II got the bright idea to create many Acts designed to over tax the colonists. 

Because of the initial, and unexpected negative reaction of the colonists, the British army increased its presence in an attempt to follow through on collecting taxes to pay off his mounting debts, which angered many and led to the American Revolution.  Now take a guess at how Any idea how many tax increases King Obama has proposed since taking office, and we won't include Obamacare in this little game? Play along, guess, I'll give you to the nearest hundred. Give up? 442.

These numbers don't include the "massive tobacco tax hike" signed into law on the sixteenth day of his presidency and he's made it clear that he's looking for Americans to "do their fair share."  America, don't ask what America can do for you, but what you can do for your Country.  Someone has to pay for his vacations and 17 Trillion (plus) dollars of debt, it's not going to pay for itself, and the 50% of us that didn't vote for this idiot tried to warn the 51% of you that did, that this is exactly what was going to happen.





The full list of proposed Obama tax increases can be found here