November 8, 2011

Presidential hopeful Linden Borden speaks out. Says Congressional Supercommittee is 'A gang of twelve grifters grating on my last god d*** nerve.'

By Will Profit
Linden also lashed out at Barack Obama, "The only real spending cuts he will ever enact is when he is out of office and has to use his own money to send that nutritionist wife of his on her endless god d*** vacations!"

Joe Biden wasn't spared from Borden's ire, "It's intellects like his that make morons overconfident."

Firing back at DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Shultz who has been very critical of his campaign style, Mr Borden said, "I honest to God don't understand how she keeps winning her races for reelection. She oughtta be chasing a god d*** mechanical rabbit around a track, competing for win, place or show."

These statements come on the heels of last weeks media firestorm ignited by Borden's quip concerning rumors of Nancy Pelosi's alleged cosmetic surgery, "Madame Tussaud's called. They want Pelosi's head back."

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1 comment:

  1. I think this guy dated my sister one time. Keep him off the coffee and away from sharp instruments he's a kinda fun guy......

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