April 17, 2012

Santa Fe, New Mexico police Sgt. Mike Eiskant - Badge #69

No kidding. Badge #69. Read the entire article. Getting caught polishing his bayonet while on the clock isn't Eiskant's only problem.   

A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant.

One former officer, Shannon Brady, was not surprised at the news of the video as Brady said that Eiskant had a bad reputation as a stalker of women and a ‘creeper.’ Brady attempted to file a harassment complaint against Eiskant years ago with the Santa Fe Police Department’s human resource division. The complaint was filed with compliance officer Raymond Rael, who is not the police chief for the department.

You can hear on the video his audio-erotic situation and the sound of a zipper can be heard clearly. The officer seems to be masturbating while looking at a nude picture of a woman on his cellphone. The video is a total of 10 minutes and at one time in the video the officer can be heard saying, “Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”... 


  1. The PD is lucky this was not a K-9 unit.  Sorry, but that was my very first thought. :)

  2. It's not often you can call someone a jerk off and have a literal basis for such a statement.  I see a future for this guy as a security guard for some clandestine pot farm.  That's just about all he can hope for in the future because he will never be a sworn peace officer ever again.