I've found a new role model.  Sorry Will.  His name is Howie Carr over at The Boston Herald. I will try and synthesize his latest column in order to pique your interest enough for you to follow this link to read his material in its entirety.  You won't be disappointed.  

Carr's current commentary is on Fauxcohontas, Elizabeth Warren (D), the ongoing joke running for the Senatorial seat in Massachusetts held by short term incumbent Scott Brown (R).

[...]  If there’s any politician that infuriates me more than a carpetbaggin’, recipe-stealing fake Indian, it’s one that unloads her imported BMW 528i just before announcing her candidacy, and then doesn’t even bother to pay the automobile excise tax on her campaign’s new Ford Escape.

Meanwhile, what I found most interesting in the new Suffolk poll numbers was not the Warren-Scott Brown dead heat, but the fact that 49 percent of the electorate still believes that this fraud has Native-American blood.

Forty-nine percent — now we know the moonbat baseline in Massachusetts. And to think that they call themselves “reality-based.”

Of course, the other way for Granny’s moonbats to deal with this fiasco is to just flat-out lie. That was the M.O. that Melrose state Sen. Katherine Clark used this week on Sgt. Schultz’s show on MSNBC.  [...]

It seems that Carr has been able to point to recent Massachusetts polling to actually determine the Moonbat base in Massachusetts at 49%, not that this comes as a surprise, but that it has been quantified in real numbers.  Considering this polling it should not come as a surprise that the Brown - Warren race is essentially tied according to additional polling.

Read the entire article for today's entertainment.  Again, you won't be disappointed by Carr's writing style.