February 18, 2013

Forget about USPS - Fed Ex proves it delivers anywhere at any time

By Correctamundo  

I happened to be driving by a cemetary this past Saturday at around 3 p.m. and this is what I saw:

So with the threat of cutbacks at USPS, you truly can rely on Fed Ex and their numerous mottos as evidenced above:

"When it Absolutely, Positively has to be there overnight" – 1978–1983

"Absolutely, Positively Anytime" – 1995

"This is a Job for FedEx," 2001–2002

"Don’t worry, there's a FedEx for that,” 2002–2003

And my absolute ironic favorite, in light of the fact that they were at a cemetary:

"We Live To Deliver" 2009–present

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