How much would you pay for a shotgun rack that conveniently hangs on the side of your bed - $129? $99? $79? Well, it's your lucky day! Because right now, you can own The-BackUp Bedside Gun Rack for less than $40 - that's right, we're giving them away at only $39.95!
Not convinced? Well take a looky at how it will enhance your love life.
So what are you waiting for? Smooth operators are standing by now to take your order!
And now for the fine print: Void where prohibited, which could be everywhere if the current administration has its way; not responsible for the on-purpose shooting of an uninvited stranger carrying a firearm, knife, sword, tear gas, Ninja stars, rope, duct tape, or scissors due to the fact that this product allowed you to be armed and ready in lightning speed time; not responsible for the bod on that guy in bed - he did that himself; may cause a chocking hazard if you try to swallow it...uhm, the rack, not the guy in the bed; not intended for libs as they do not know how to operate child-proof caps on their medication let alone an actual firearm; Piers Morgan target included.
Great idea! My one fear is that I would rip my legs to shreds in the dark, getting up to pee. I'll stick with my six-shooter. Thanks. Great bod. Oh, to be young again. :)
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