Showing posts with label funny videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny videos. Show all posts

March 29, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: Django Unchained Action Figures Review in South Central

By Correctamundo  

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest. This week, it's the Django Unchained Action Figures Review in South Central - Al Sharpton is organizing a march and boycott as we speak.








LAST WEEK: Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in a new Chuck Norris movie




March 22, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in a new Chuck Norris movie

By Correctamundo  

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest. This week, it's Chuck Norris starring as Chuck Norris in a Chuck Norris movie.





LAST WEEK: Hansel and Gretel




Liberals say and do the darndest things

By Correctamundo

It's the end of the week, folks - tiime to unwind with some real humor, straight from the mouths of liberals.  We even have so some oldies but goodies.




March 15, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: Real Witches Against Hansel and Gretel

By Correctamundo  

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest. This week, we'll take a look at the compelling world of Hansel & Gretel - and the real-life witches that hated it.





LAST WEEK: The Oscars





March 8, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: The Oscars

By Correctamundo  

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest. This week, we'll take a look at the awards you didn't see given out at the Oscars, or as they're better known: The Grouchies!




LAST WEEK: Skyfall



March 1, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: Skyfall

By Correctamundo  

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest.  Next up: Skyfall.


LAST WEEK:  The Lord of the Rings




The-BackUp Bedside Gun Rack

By Correctamundo  

How much would you pay for a shotgun rack that conveniently hangs on the side of your bed - $129? $99? $79? Well, it's your lucky day! Because right now, you can own The-BackUp Bedside Gun Rack for less than $40 - that's right, we're giving them away at only $39.95! 



Not convinced? Well take a looky at how it will enhance your love life.



So what are you waiting for? Smooth operators are standing by now to take your order!

And now for the fine print: Void where prohibited, which could be everywhere if the current administration has its way; not responsible for the on-purpose shooting of an uninvited stranger carrying a firearm, knife, sword, tear gas, Ninja stars, rope, duct tape, or scissors due to the fact that this product allowed you to be armed and ready in lightning speed time; not responsible for the bod on that guy in bed - he did that himself; may cause a chocking hazard if you try to swallow it...uhm, the rack, not the guy in the bed; not intended for libs as they do not know how to operate child-proof caps on their medication let alone an actual firearm; Piers Morgan target included.






Living healthy can kill you

By Correctamundo  

February 28, 2013

Man channels John Belushi cheeseburger skit, mistakes 911 for Mickey D's

By Correctamundo  

An Indiana guy decided to channel part of John Belushi's classic SNL skit by calling 911 to order a cheeseburger.


According to WISHTV, 52-year-old Gregory Jackson Sr. has reportedly had past run-ins with police, but this may be the most bizarre. Jackson reportedly made the nine phone calls in just 90 minutes.

Dispatcher: Do you have an emergency sir, because you dialed 911.
Jackson: I dialed 911.
Dispatcher: Yeah you dialed 911. ...
Dispatcher: OK, so why did you call 911 for, what do you need.
Dispatcher: Do you have an emergency?
Jackson: A cheeseburger.
Dispatcher: Have a good day.

Jackson then called back into the emergency phone line.
Dispatcher: 911, Your emergency.
Jackson: Yes, I just spoke with you. You hung up on me.
Dispatcher: Well I asked if you had an emergency. You said no, you needed a cheeseburger. So we don't take cheeseburger orders.
And still, Jackson calls back demanding a cheeseburger from the dispatcher.
Dispatcher: You know if you give me some information maybe we can try and help you out.
And finally, the dispatcher was on the phone with Jackson when the authorities arrived on the scene.
Dispatcher: You hear them knocking?
Jackson: Yes.
He probably ran to the door, thinking it was the cheeseburger delivery guy. The police gave him a side of cuffs and read him his Mickey D's Menu Rights.