Gigolo John enjoyed a complete strip search before his audience with Egyptian president.

By Rob Janicki

Okay, that strip search never occurred (as far as we know), but what did occur was almost as good a humiliation of our Secretary of State, John "Lurch" Kerry, as can be imagined for an American Secretary of State.  It couldn't have happened to a ... (you fill in the blank)

An unusual screening process occurred involving Kerry and his State Department team as they were subjected to a metal detector before meeting with President Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi at the Egyptian presidential palace.

Reuters reports that Kerry and his aides were checked with a metal detector. Security personnel reportedly raised a handheld metal-detector wand to Kerry’s suit jacket before waving him through.

Kerry’s aides were also subjected to the handheld wand and were told to walk through a metal detector.