Justin Bieber snaps a pic of his crotch for Hillary Clinton - Happy VD, Hill

By Correctamundo 

Nothing says I Love You more than a pic of the Biebster's crotch - but what else would you send a old, 'crotchety' woman?

Homeland Security Parody

By Correctamundo 

Hilarious security and/or safety signs and the ridiculousness they could mean. Hat tip to SafeNow.org.

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them.

Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.

Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:    - individual dose    - family value size    - neighborhood spray pump size    - supersize!