December 15, 2011

The Ian Fleming Martini Diaries: Vladmir 'Shaken' Putin vs John 'Not Stirred' McCain

Bwahahahahaha! For God's sake, someone muzzle these two jackasses!
Putin continues to audition for the lead role in the 100th sequel to 'Rambo: First Blood'. And McCain thinks 'Arab Spring' is a funky smelling bar of soap with hair on it. 
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The Russian prime minister called the former presidential candidate “nuts” in response to Twitter comment about Russia’s parliamentary elections that drew allegations of fraud and triggered large protests.
Mr McCain’s tweet read: "Dear Vlad, The Arab Spring is coming to a neighbourhood near you."
Mr Putin turned stony faced when asked about the tweet on his annual televised phone-in.
"Mr McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to live without these disgusting scenes anymore.
"Mr McCain was captured and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years," he said. "Anyone [in his place] would go nuts." [...]  Telegraph

1 comment:

  1. Putin would definitely know what it takes to drive someone crazy, based upon his long illustrious career in the higher echelons of the KBG, the infamous Soviet Secret Police, responsible for killing untold millions of Russian and satellite nation dissidents.

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