Capitalist Preservation Center For Disease Control: Gonorrhea Lectim

Posted by Capitalist Preservation's ace girl reporter, Trailbee

I received this via email:
Gonorrhea Lectim-new deadly disease (UNCLASSIFIED) 
 
One should be thinking about this seriously. I'm sending this because I know
you are bright and I care about you. 
  
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim." It's
pronounced "Gonna re-elect em" and it is a terrible Obamanation. 
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in
2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. 
 
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the
second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.