CONFIRMED: Obama & Satan ARE one in the same

By Correctamundo


As some of you might know, the History Channel is running a new series called The Bible.  I watched a few episodes and have found it quite good - it's not a normal Hollyweird lib production.  Until....

...we come to Satan - and naturally we say, WTH?

Yeah, the resemblance is uncanny. His mole has slidden down his face to his chin, but otherwise....yeah.  And there are some Biblical similarities between the two:

1) Satan (Mark 4:15).  it means adversary. An adversary is an opponent, rival, or enemy. I think Obama has proven that time and again.

2) The god of this age (2 Corinthians 4:4). That's pretty much true in this country. He is worshipped and adored, as evidenced by some headlines:

Why Are People Worshipping Barack Obama?
'American Idol': Worship Obama, Not Jesus
The worship of Obama

3) The deceiver (Revelation 20:10). This name reveals Satan as one who lies to trick or mislead. Just look at Obamacare and the promise that it would lower costs, just to name one of many examples. Enough said...

And here's an interesting little tidbit: Ponder this, if Satan displayed himself by openly showing his true character than it would be obvious for all to stay away. Instead he makes himself look as though he portrays good attributes in order to lure you in...

Obama does make the talk show rounds quite a bit so this would just be second nature to play this part in this series. After a week of eating tofu, broccoli, and rice cakes, he would look gaunt and pale for the role. Then he goes back to the WH and puts on lavish $5000/plate dinners consisting of 5000+ calories per person - voila! His face fills out again.

I'm wondering when Moochelle will be making her appearance. It would probably be called racist to cast her as the Ethiopian woman that Moses married or Jemima, one of Job's 3 daughters. Even in Bible days, they were probably PC.