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April 5, 2013

Your Weekly Friday Funny Movie Satire: Honest Trailers - Les Miserables

By Correctamundo

On Friday's, I'll be bringing you movie satire at its finest. This week, it's Les Miserables....and it is.

LAST WEEK: Django Unchained Action Figures Review in South Central

April 1, 2013

Abortion and the barbaric doctor who kept 'souvenirs'

By Correctamundo

This has got to be one of the grossest stories I've heard in a long time.

It's one of the macabre mysteries in the case of Kermit Gosnell: Why did the West Philadelphia abortion doctor keep the severed feet of fetuses preserved in specimen jars?

In testimony Tuesday, Adrienne Moton, a former worker at Gosnell's Women's Medical Society, told a Philadelphia jury that Gosnell once explained that he did so in case patients requested them for future identification or DNA samples.

But an expert on fetal development, testifying Wednesday at Gosnell's abortion-murder trial, said that was news to him.

"Do you think there is any medical reason to save the foot of a baby?" Assistant District Attorney Edward Cameron asked.

"In my practice, we would have no reason to save the foot, and I've never seen that done," replied Daniel H. Conway, a physician and neonatologist at St. Christopher's Hospital for Children.

Seriously? Keeping the feet for supposed DNA samples? And what future ID could they possibly need? Don't you have medical records on these individuals to begin with....or are you a back-alley butcher?

In her opening statement to the Common Pleas Court jury, Assistant District Attorney Joanne Pescatore mused that the jars of feet were some kind of bizarre "trophy" Gosnell kept.

Gosnell, 72, is charged with seven counts of first-degree murder - newborns whose spines he snipped with scissors after late-term abortions. He faces the death penalty if found guilty.

Baby Boy A {the first of seven who prosecutors allege were born alive and killed by Gosnell} was dead after a July 12, 2008, abortion involving a 17-year-old Chester student.

The Chester woman testified Gosnell told her the fetus was 24 weeks old when she went for the abortion.

Conway, however, said his reading of the photo and ultrasounds of the fetus Gosnell took before the abortion made him estimate the fetus was 27 to 31 weeks old at the time of the abortion.

Conway said at that age, the boy had an 85 percent chance of surviving and thriving into adulthood.

Also on trial is Eileen O'Neill, 52, of Phoenixville, an unlicensed medical school graduate who worked as a doctor in Gosnell's clinic at 3801 Lancaster Ave. She is not charged with performing abortions.

Gosnell is also charged with third-degree murder in the death of a Virginia woman, Karnamaya Mongar, 41, who was allegedly administered too much anesthesia during a 2009 abortion.

So on top of doing the abortions late-term AFTER they're born alive, he employed an unlicensed doctor who was still in medical school. What kind of crazy nut is this? Please get him off the streets and out of the medical office.

Ladies, you need to be wary of these types of procedures and what type of doctor you are employing. It's not just about taking the life of the baby - although that is first and foremost the worst part of it - but it can also lead to your own life being lost at the hands of these butchers.

Apparently, black men can't jump either...or maybe it was Barry's white side that FAILED shooting the J

By Correctamundo

Way to go, Barry - 2 for 22. And this from one of SI's 50 Most Powerful People in Sports.

Barack Obama
U.S. President
POTUS might be the ultimate global power player, but he also wields significant influence in the Republic of Sports. One relevant riff -- on his NCAA tourney picks, on his desire for a college football playoff, on his concern over permitting the sons that he doesn't have to play football -- and the sports world takes notice. Plus, the 51-year-old can shoot the J.

I think they meant he 'smokes the J'.

HYPOCRITE ALERT: Obama proclaims April as "The month to teach young people to budget responsibly"

By Correctamundo

You really cannot make this stuff up. I'm glad I wasn't drinking something at the time I read this or it would've shot out of my nose and all over my monitor. After reading it, though, I need a drink...

(CNSNews.com) - President Barack Obama, who has increased the national debt by $53,377 per household, has proclaimed April “National Financial Capability Month,” during which his administration will do things such as teach young people “how to budget responsibly."

Is this another EO or something? Or maybe an April Fool's joke proclamation from the day's namesake - His Imperial Fool?

“I call upon all Americans to observe this month with programs and activities to improve their understanding of financial principles and practices,” Obama said in an official proclamation released Friday.

“My Administration is dedicated to helping people make sound decisions in the marketplace,” he said.

"Together, we can prepare young people to tackle financial challenges--from learning how to budget responsibly to saving for college, starting a business, or opening a retirement account,” he said.

“My Administration continues to encourage responsibility at all levels of our financial system by cracking down on deceptive practices and ensuring that consumers are informed of their rights,” he said.

I'm sorry but I cannot stop laughing...actually my mouth is agape and I'm staring at the article in wild-eyed wonderment. Apparently, I'm not alone.

Yeah, even Will Profit can't believe it.

When Obama was inaugurated on Jan. 20, 2009, the total debt of the federal government was $10,626,877,048,913.08. As of the close of business on March 28, 2013, the total debt of the federal government was $16,766,988,432,792.62—an increase of $6,140,111,383,879.54 since Obama took office.

That means that under Obama the federal debt has increased $53,377 for each one of the 115,031,000 households the Census Bureau says there are now in the United States. The president is required by law to submit a budget proposal for the next fiscal year by the first Monday in February.

Yes, I'm going right to the WH website to get all the information I can to learn how to manage my money more efficiently. I'm going straight to the pros - the U.S. Government. That makes as much sense as calling a plumber when you have a toothache. Dear God above, help us.

Joe the Plumber has a gun control giveaway for libs but hurry - it ends tonight!

By Correctamundo

No one can say that our guy Joe the Plumber is partisan. Not only has he just recently given away a scary AR-15, but now he's doing a giveaway aimed just for you libs.

At JoeForAmerica.com, we recognize that there are those who don’t want to receive a scary looking weapon like an AR-15 rifle as a prize. We have arranged for another giveaway for gun-control proponents, members of congress, and chronic bedwetters alike.In honor of those who are frightened of AR-15s, JoeForAmerica.com is giving away a 41 week supply of Depend Incontinence Products to the lucky man or woman who wins this drawing.

If you support Americans’ right to voluntarily disarm themselves for the convenience of criminals and the police state and want a chance to win this one, simply register below by submitting your email address. That’s it. Good luck!

Entries must be received no later than midnight on April Fools Day, 2013.

After submitting your entry, you will begin receiving complimentary updates from Joe for America!

For some of you, this is the equivalent of getting an extra EBT card to use for a month. Joe really is trying to CYA (Cover Your A**), moreso than your Dear Leader, Obamaramadingdong. It must be all his work with 'plumbing'.

Now, here's the contest rules. I'll provide assistance along the way so that you understand it a little better.

Contest Rules: No purchase necessary {That's a plus because Joe doesn't take food stamps or EBT cards}. Contest void where prohibited by law {You might want to double check with the WH - laws are changing by the hour via EO's}. One entry per person {Unlike when you voted}. To enter this website’s contest fill out the online entry form before midnight on the date listed above. Chances of winning determined by the number of entrants {If this is anything like the unemployment or food stamp lines, you're screwed}. Mail-in entries will not be accepted {Stamps are too expensive anyone - save your money for those lottery tickets}. Duplicate entries will be discarded {Unlike your votes}. Incomplete entries will be disqualified {If you don't know how to spell or write, then this would be you}. To be eligible to win, entrants must be U. S. citizens {unless you're an illegal alien}, residents of one of the fifty United States or the District of Columbia {there's really 58 but who's counting}, and be at least 18 years of age {In Chicagoland, that's ancient}. The prize, as described above, will be awarded to a single winner as the only prize in this contest {That means 1 winner, not that you are single with no spouse or baby daddy}. The winner will be selected in a random drawing held on or after the deadline listed above. The winner will be notified by e-mail {Hopefully your Obamaphone has wifi to access your email} and must submit their choice of Depend® Silhouette® Briefs for Women {Hillary's personal favorite}, Depend® for Women Underwear {Barney Frank designed these}, Depend® Adjustable Underwear for Men and Women {Chris 'Krispy Kreme' Cristy has a personal fondness for these}, Depend® Protection with Tabs for Men and Women {Joe Biden's favorites - he loves running up tabs}, Depend® Real Fit® Briefs for Men {If you don't want people to know what's in your package then do not get these}, Depend® for Men Underwear {No bells, whistles, or bling}, Depend® Guards for Men {Not sure if these guards carry firearms or not}, or Depend® Shields for Men {These are the non-violent, non-gun version like they wore in the days of Yore - Jim Carrey will be making a video soon}.

(see our previous post: Joe the Plumber giving away a big, scary-looking AR-15)

FLASHBACK: Al Sharpton: 'Kill the Jews!'

By Correctamundo

Just so I'm not called a racist, let's look at some snippet's from Al Sharptongue's National Action Network (NAN) website to see what they're all about in their own words.

National Action Network is one of the leading civil rights organizations in the Nation, with chapters throughout the U.S. Founded in 1991 by Reverend Al Sharpton, NAN works within the spirit and tradition of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. to promote a modern civil rights agenda that includes the fight for one standard of justice, decency and equal opportunities for all people regardless of race, religion, national origin, and gender.

National Action Network’s membership is open to all persons and entities who want to continue to ensure a nation that lives up to its constitutional promises.

The right to equal justice under the law should not be conditional or based upon a person’s color or economic status.

The Decency Initiative was created in order to reduce the racist and misogynic language that has become pervasive throughout communities of color.

Now, let's go back in time to a gentler, more peaceful Al Sharptongue - about the same time that NAN was established. It's better known as The Crown Heights Riots.

Flashback: Al Sharpton Says, “If Jews Want To Get It On, Tell Them To Pin Their Yarmulkes Back And Come Over To My House,” Led Marchers Chanting “Kill The Jews”…

On July 20, 1991, Leonard Jeffries of City College who had a history of anti-Semitic slurs presented a two-hour long speech claiming “rich Jews" financed the slave trade, Jews control the film industry (together with Italian mafia), and use that control to paint a brutal stereotype of blacks. Jeffries also attacked Diane Ravitch, (Assistant Secretary of Education) calling her a "sophisticated Texas Jew," "a debonair racist," and "Miss Daisy.”

Serial race-baiter Al Sharpton is credited with saying, “If the Jews want to get it on, tell them to pin their yarmulkes back and come over to my house" as a response the Crown Heights riot. That is a fallacy; he made that threatening comment to the Jewish community about the growing Jeffries controversy on August 18th the day before the riots began. Clearly something bad was coming.

Hmmm....I thought his Decency Initiative was supposed to reduce the racist and misogynic language.

On Monday 8/19/91 a station wagon driven by Yosef Lifsh, hit another car and bounced onto the sidewalk at 8:21 p.m. The station wagon was part of a 3-car motorcade carrying the Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Schneerson. The Rebbe was in a different car.

The station wagon struck two black children, seven-year-old cousins Gavin and Angela Cato who were on the sidewalk. As Lifsh immediately got out of his car and tried to help the children the gathering crowd started to attack him.

The injured children went by separate city ambulances to Kings County Hospital. Gavin Cato was pronounced dead; his cousin survived.

Yeah...it's gonna get worse.

A rumor began to spread that the Hasidic ambulance crew had ignored the dying black child in favor of treating the Jewish men. This falsehood was later used by Al Sharpton to incite the crowd.Three hours after the tragic crash, 29-year-old Australian Jewish scholar Yankel Rosenbaum was attacked by a gang of black teens. He was stabbed four times. Cops quickly arrested Lemrick Nelson, who was identified by Rosenbaum as his attacker. Yankel died at 2:30am Tuesday because the hospital staff missed one of his knife wounds.

This cannot be true. Al Sharptongue is a reverend. He started NAN to fight for one standard of justice, decency and equal opportunities for all people regardless of race, religion, national origin, and gender. He wouldn't be spreading falsehoods about anyone Jewish. Clearly, this is just a rumor that came out of the rumor about the Jewish ambulance crew.

The next evening, according to the sworn testimony of Efraim Lipkind, a former Hasidic resident of Crown Heights, Sharpton started agitating the crowd.

“Then we had a famous man, Al Sharpton, who came down, and he said Tuesday night, kill the Jews, two times. I heard him, and he started to lead a charge across the street to Utica.”

Oops...my bad. Guess it was true. And so, to smooth over these unfortunate events, Al Sharptongue gives an eloquent speech at the funeral of the dead boy:

“The world will tell us he was killed by accident. Yes, it was a social accident. ... It's an accident to allow an apartheid ambulance service in the middle of Crown Heights. ... Talk about how Oppenheimer in South Africa sends diamonds straight to Tel Aviv and deals with the diamond merchants right here in Crown Heights. The issue is not anti-Semitism; the issue is apartheid. ... All we want to say is what Jesus said: If you offend one of these little ones, you got to pay for it. No compromise, no meetings, no kaffe klatsch, no skinnin' and grinnin'. Pay for your deeds."

Even at a funeral, Al Sharptongue plays the race card and social justice card. What about the funeral of Yankel Rosenbaum who was attacked by a gang of black teens? Doesn't he deserve 'social justice'? I thought the right to equal justice under the law should not be conditional or based upon a person’s color or economic status?

And so you'd think it was over, right? Al Sharptongue is like Obama all over dog meat: ferocious and compelled by the smell of blood. He tried to kick up tensions again by organizing another march and yelling No Justice, No Peace. Then he decided that the driver of the station wagon that killed the boy accidentally should be arrested so he pressured the NY DA to convene a grand jury. And then it got even uglier.

When the investigation of the accident did not produce a criminal indictment against Yosef Lifsh, Al Sharpton encouraged the Cato family to seek big-bucks damages in a civil suit against Lifsh (who had since fled to Israel for his own safety). Sharpton announced that he would personally serve papers on Yosef Lifsh in Israel. He bought tickets and hopped an El-Al flight on the weekend of Yom Kippur. At Ben Gurion Airport, a woman spotted Sharpton hailing a cab and yelled to him, "Go to hell! “I am in hell already," he shot back. "I am in Israel."

And this is who Al Sharpton really is. He's a race baiter, he's a money grubber, he's a liar (which is evidenced by his actions in light of his org's supposed mission statement and purpose), he's a Jew hater...or is he? It depends on if you're a liberal Jew or not and on the lib's side of the gun issue.

AT LAST: Bacon condoms

By Correctamundo

Because everything's better with bacon, I think this was just a natural progression in the world of condoms...

Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

I wonder if they'll get the Bill Gates $1M prize for condom innovation? (see my post, Bill Gates searching for the next-generation condom...and something better to do with his money). If anything, you could probably eat the stuff as an emergency survival measure if needed; and it's lubed with baconlube.

Maybe they've gone a tad too far with this one...

That's odd: citizens are leaving lib states for more freedom-loving conservative states

By Correctamundo

Huh - you mean people don't like government intruding into their everyday lives? Color me shocked.

Americans are migrating from less-free liberal states to more-free conservative states, where they are doing better economically, according to a new study published Thursday by George Mason University's Mercatus Center.

The "Freedom in the 50 States" study measured economic and personal freedom using a wide range of criteria, including tax rates, government spending and debt, regulatory burdens, and state laws covering land use, union organizing, gun control, education choice and more.

It found that the freest states tended to be conservative "red" states, while the least free were liberal "blue" states.

Say whuuuuut? I thought the libs were all about the middle class and making sure everyone has a fair shot. Oh wait....that is all long as the government sets the parameters for you.

Want to know how your state ranks? Use the interactive map below.

California, NY, and NJ are in the bottom 5? Color me double shocked - is there a crayon for that?

Say whuuuuut? MSLSD's Chrissy Matthews wants the GOP to credit Obama with the 'amazing' economy

By Correctamundo

CHRIS MATTHEWS: When is President Obama going to get some credit, and this is like Rodney Dangerfield. When's he going to get some credit for this amazing economy that's coming back. It definitely is coming back, maybe not like gangbusters, but the unemployment rate really dropped again today, and there really are a quarter-million new jobs out there. And the stock market for the rich is going through the roof. When's this guy going to get some respect? Republicans, when are they going to set a standard, 'OK, if he gets to this number, we'll love him.' You ought to ask this question. Will they ever admit he's doing a good job?
When is President Obama going to get some credit, and this is like Rodney Dangerfield. When's he going to get some credit for this amazing economy that's coming back. Rodney was after respect, not credit, moron. Obama can't get any credit because our bank rating has been DOWNGRADED on his watch. That's pretty amazing, huh?
It definitely is coming back, maybe not like gangbusters, but the unemployment rate really dropped again today, and there really are a quarter-million new jobs out there. And the stock market for the rich is going through the roof. Oooo, did it really drop again, Chrissy? And the only part of the unemployment rate that gets any press is the U3. Have you looked at the other 5 levels of the rate that don't get reported, like the U6 which was over 14% in Dec 2012, Chrissy? Hello....hello....are you awake, Chrissy? I didn't know the stock market was limited to only the rich - and what qualifies you as rich? Are you qualified as rich, Chrissy? You make $5 million/year and are worth $16M...not to me but to some people you're worth your weight in BS.
When's this guy going to get some respect? The problem, Chrissy, is that respect is EARNED, not given. Republicans, when are they going to set a standard, 'OK, if he gets to this number, we'll love him.' This isn't the Love Connection, Chrissy. Nowhere is it written that the president has to be loved by anybody. The number we would like to see is the balanced budget.
You ought to ask this question. Will they ever admit he's doing a good job? No, we won't because he's not. He's the most devisive, do-nothing president we've ever seen in our country's history. He's even worse than your former boss, Jimmy Carter. They say behind every bad president is a bad speech writer. Where does that put you, Chrissy? Brown-nosing as usual.
Here's some of Obama's handiwork that I'll give him credit for, Chrissy. Hold on to your leg!

$46.2 Trillion:	Total Federal Spending Proposed By Obama’s FY2013 Budget Through 2022. (OMB, 7/27/12)
$25. 4 Trillion:	Projected Federal Debt In 2022 Due To Obama’s Binge Spending.(OMB, 7/27/12)
$16.8 Trillion:	Current National Debt ($ 16,759,063,744,572.46 ). (U.S. Treasury Department, Accessed 3/28/13)
$9.2 Trillion:	Amount Obama’s FY2013 Budget Would Add To The Debt Through FY2022. (OMB, 7/27/12)
$7 Trillion:	Cumulative Deficits Over FY2013-2022. (CBO, 2/5/13)
$6.1 Trillion:	Added To The National Debt Since Obama Took Office. (U.S. Treasury Department, Accessed 3/28/13)
$5.3 Trillion:	Total Interest Payments On The National Debt Due To Obama’s Proposed Budget, FY2013-2022. (OMB, 7/27/12)
$2.6 Trillion:	True Cost Of ObamaCare Once Fully Implemented. (Office Of The Speaker Of The U.S. House Of Representatives, Report, 1/6/11)
$1.9 Trillion:	Higher Taxes In Obama’s Budget. (OMB, 7/27/12)

$1.75 Trillion:	Annual Cost Of Federal Regulations. (Small Business Administration, September 2010)
$1.5 Trillion:	Total Tax Increases In The Senate Democrat Budget. (The Wall Street Journal, 3/14/13)
$1.413 Trillion:	Federal Budget Deficit For FY2009 – Highest In U.S. History. (CBO, 2/5/13)
$1.3 Trillion:	Cost Of ObamaCare’s Coverage Provisions From 2013 To 2023.(CBO, 2/5/13)
$1.296 Trillion:	Federal Budget Deficit For FY2011 – Second Highest In U.S. History.(CBO, 2/5/13)
$1.294 Trillion:	Federal Budget Deficit For FY2010 – Third Highest In U.S. History.(CBO, 2/5/13)
$1.26 Trillion:	American Debt Held By China. (U.S. Treasury Department, Accessed 3/28/13)
$1.09 Trillion:	Federal Budget Deficit For FY2012 – Fourth Highest In U.S. History.(CBO, 2/5/13)
$845 Billion:	Projected Federal Budget Deficit For FY2013 – Fifth Highest In U.S. History. (CBO, 2/5/13)
$835.8 Billion:	Amount Of Taxes In ObamaCare. (CBO, 3/13/12;JCT, 6/15/12; CBO, 2/5/13)
$833 Billion:	Price Tag Of Obama’s First Failed Stimulus. (CBO, 8/23/12)

It's April Fool's Day - bring on the libs!

By Correctamundo

Google chooses to ignore Easter with a doodle - picks a union socialist instead

Editor's Note: Psst! Cesar Chavez Opposed Illegal Immigrants

By Correctamundo

When I first saw the doodle, my thought was, "Who is that?" Then when I clicked it and saw who it was, my second thought was, "What does a union socialist have to do with Easter?" Even if he was born or died or discovered the cure for cancer on 31 March, it's EASTER!! Google's explanation?

“We enjoy celebrating holidays at Google but, as you may imagine, it’s difficult for us to choose which events to highlight on our site. Sometimes for a given date we feature an historical event or influential figure that we haven’t in the past.”

Uhm, it's Easter - a holiday that is celebrated around the world. It's both secular and religious. The Easter bunny is a huge secular icon. Cadbury eggs, dyed eggs, green bean casserole, the 2nd biggest holiday for candy, the now defunct Easter Egg Roll at the White House - ever heard of them, Google?

Good grief - I can't wait to see what they do for Memorial Day. Will it be a memorial montage of socialists and communists, now passed, through history?