Have it Your Way – Without a Living Wage or Obummercare

By Elizabeth Nelson

Daddy always told me, “be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.”  These fastfood teenagers wanted to raise the minimum wage to a living wage, fine, they got what they wanted.  That wasn’t ever supposed to be a career, folks.

Guess, what, they just “wished away” their job, but we saw that one coming too.  Remember when cars went to assembly lines, to save money, and people swore, “cars couldn't be made better by robots,” but the innovative whiteman proved them wrong to save his business?

The restaurant industry is the most labor-intensive industry in the country.  Momentum Machine’s technology can save the industry $10 billion per year in wages. Oops, did they just say “wages?”

Fast food doesn’t have to have a negative connotation anymore. With our technology, a restaurant can offer gourmet quality burgers at fast food prices.Our alpha machine frees up all of the hamburger line cooks in a restaurant. It does everything employees can do except better:

It slices toppings like tomatoes and pickles immediately before it places the slice onto your burger, giving you the freshest burger possible.

Our next revision will offer custom meat grinds for every single customer. Want a patty with 1/3 pork and 2/3 bison ground to order? No problem.

Also, our next revision will use gourmet cooking techniques never before used in a fast food restaurant, giving the patty the perfect char but keeping in all the juices.

It’s more consistent, more sanitary, and can produce ~360 hamburgers per hour.

The labor savings allow a restaurant to spend approximately twice as much on high quality ingredients and the gourmet cooking techniques make the ingredients taste that much better.

We already pour our own coke products out of a machine, rather than a bottle, this is just the next logical step.  The wage-demanding employee wanted it their way, now they will see the cause-and-effect of their demand.

If this isn’t cool enough, we always have this awesome humanoid robot chef from Japan. Man, what will they invent next?

 

No person is too valuable that they can’t be replaced.