July 2, 2014

A Whopper from Burger Queen-uh King

By Elizabeth Nelson


I know Burger King isn’t McDonalds or Chick-fil-A, but Burger King works on the same platform, as they help us parents bribe our kids to eat all their food by giving us toys in our “Happy Meals.” However, do you remember when that’s all we got in the meal, a toy, and the food was just food; sadly, not after today? Now we have food with a side of one-sided Political agenda.

When customers visiting during Sunday’s pride parade asked cashiers what made this Whopper different from a standard-issue burger, they simply said, “I don’t know.” The mystery was revealed once diners opened the rainbow-colored wrapper and got a taste: absolutely nothing is different about this burger, nothing at all. To emphasize the point, the interior of the wrapper comes with a second message: “We Are All the Same Inside.”


The campaign was conceived just a few months ago as a way for Burger King to bring the company’s new “Be Your Way” tagline to life. Fernando Machado, a senior vice president of global branding, led the effort, which included on-the-spot filming of customers’ reactions outside the location at Market and 8th Streets. (This post will be updated to include the video once it is available.) “As a brand, we welcome everyone,” Machado tells TIME. “We felt that [the Proud Whopper] could bring to life a message of equality, self-expression, authenticity and just being who you are.”


Even in the liberal bastion that is the City by the Bay, not all the responses were positive. In a rough cut of the reaction video, one bystander says, “Well, if that’s what they’re gonna do, they won’t be having my business anymore.” Others smile, some cry out of solidarity, many express their support. One, hilariously, questions whether “gay people even eat fast food.”

Burger King also sponsored pride parades in New York and San Francisco, both of which took place this past weekend, and the company gave out about 700,000 rainbow-colored paper crowns. Machado says that he knows their clear signal of support for the LGBT community isn’t going to float everyone’s boat. “As with anything in life, there will be people who will like it, there will people who will dislike it,” he says. “We just hope that people will understand that the message is a beautiful one.”

At the non-profit I work for, I field the desperate calls for help, daily, and they are all the same; I could write the script, people asking for more help than their SSI, unemployment, and food stamps can sate. After months of these calls, a part of me wants to cry out, “but your president won, isn’t this the ‘hope and change’ you voted for?” After he was reelected, the change they voted for was quickly becoming self-evident, because out of Obama’s mouth, “we are no longer a Christian Nation.” Well, Dosteoevsky said it best, "If God does not exist, everything is permitted," and with an allegedly gay leader, we’ve come out of the closet, America. We are now an LBGT openly gay nation. 

These are the corners our Country has taken and we’re in the ditch.  What used to work for our Country will no longer be used, because this President wants to try Socialism, it’s just too bad that no other country has tried it to see how it will fair for our Country.

4 comments:

  1. Don't these idiots realize that the ONLY reason we get the happy meals at all is out desperation when a kid is begging for us to buy a toy! My kid could care less about the burger or fries. No more Burger Queen for us!

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  2. Joe Biden Believes the Burger King is the head honcho in Germany.
    Joe is a foreign policy expert.

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  3. I thought that was Reid's specialty.

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  4. OMG KIM, Pass the Brain Bleach --- MY EYES lol

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