Redheads on Endangered List Due to Global Warming - Blondes & Brunettes Rejoice

4th Grade

by Elizabeth Nelson

Wow, we've heard Obama blame his failed economic policies and our shrinking economy on "climatechange" and "bad weather" but have you heard that they've put us redheads on the endangered species list, right next to Polar Bears? Man, we can't make this stuff up.   This is all the funnier, because I wasn't born in either Scotland or Ireland, keep that in mind as you read this. A DNA "expert," obviously a Global Warming Zealot, has made a bold claim that the "ginger gene could die out" and become a phenomenon only seen in pictures, "if Scotland gets any sunnier."

And, wouldn’t you know it, now scientists are claiming that redheads may be wiped out in Scotland as the northern third of the island of Great Britain becomes sunnier as a result of climate change.

Jr High

The theory goes that red hair is an evolutionary response among human beings to a lack of sunlight, explains the Daily Record, a Glasgow rag. Red hair allows people who have it to obtain high levels of vitamin D from the sun in places where it doesn’t shine much.

“We think red hair in Scotland, Ireland and the north of England is adaptation to the climate,” said Alistair Moffat, who heads Scotlands DNA, a genetic testing company. “We do not get enough sun and have to get all the vitamin D we can.” Moffat added that fewer clouds and more sun would mean “fewer people carrying the gene,” according to the Daily Record.

Wait, what about us gingers that are born and reproduce outside of Scotland, Ireland and north England? I guess we don't count?

High School - Sr year

Moffat did not say what would compel redheads to stop having babies, or what would make them stop passing ginger genes to their children — though it probably has something to do with global warming, too. Another scientist, who didn’t want to be identified, also chimed in.

“I think the gene is slowly dying out,” the second expert told the Record. “Climate change could see a decline in the number of people with red hair in Scotland.”

I think these guys are total idiots, but who am I, I'm just a ginger that was born in the Sunny State of California - in the United States - alongside my brother, who is also a ginger.  I happen to have given birth to a ginger child, in the sunny State of Memphis, TN, so he has the potential to also have the ginger gene. Oops, I guess us Redheads are also resilient and can be "reproduced" in other parts of the world and, like my parents and grandparents before them, we don't need to go to Scotland or Ireland to pop out ginger kids.

The global population of redheads is low — maybe one or two percent. In Scotland, however, the percentage is estimated to be around 13 percent. That’s 650,000 people. Read more Dailycaller: 

All Grown up

So, will we Gingers "die out" or fade away as our ginger gene is selectively bred out, like a prize winning race horse, because we didn't choose to mate with another redhead and our children couldn't or chose not to have red headed children of their own?

Straight  or curly hair, long or short, this asinine "theory" absolutely slays me.  As a ginger, I've watched my blonde friends wish they had brunette hair and my brunette friends wish they had blonde or red hair. Ironically, us redheads never wish we had anything but red, because it's who we are, we're feisty, fun, strong and rare. We understand and embrace the difference, in that not only are we a rare find, but only 1% to 2% of the world's population has (natural) red hair. 

"Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a man to handle a redhead."

Democrat-Invited Witnesses Refuse To Endorse Obama Climate Alarmism

From The Blaze

When Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) on Wednesday asked four former Environmental Protection Agency chiefs to raise their hands if they believe, as President Barack Obama recently claimed, that the temperature around the world is “increasing faster than was predicted,” none of them raised their hand.

During the Senate hearing, Sessions noted that Obama said in 2012 that the “temperature around the globe is increasing faster than was predicted, even ten years ago,” The president then doubled down on the claim last year, saying “We also know that the climate is warming faster than anybody anticipated five or ten years ago.”

“So, I would ask each of our former Administrators if any of you agree that that’s an accurate statement on the climate. So if you do, raise your hand,” Sessions instructed.

His request was followed by silence and zero raised hands. The EPA administrators, who previously served in Republican administrations, were reportedly invited by Democrats to testify on the Obama administration’s energy policies.

“Thank you, the record will reflect no one raised their hand,” the GOP senator said.

Global warming causes slow down in Lake Superior ice melt for 2014. Oh, wait! No global warming for 17 years and 9 months.

By Rob Janicki

Doesn't global warming cause just about everything from frostbite to hemorrhoids?  It does if you are a delusional liberal or a scientist who has sold out his or her soul for government grants and commercial endorsements from those seeking to make money off of the greatest hoax in at least 100 years.

News of the day.

Lake Superior ice is still present as of these photos of June 1, 2014, and estimates indicate the lake ice may last into July.  That global warming thing is really tricky if it can do this.

Moving on with more on global warming.  Oh, wait!  There isn't any global warming, but that just proves to liberal nut cases that there is global warming.  Sort of like a double negative in logic. 

One basic point has to be made for the average reader.  All global warming predictions are based upon computer PROJECTIONS and nothing else.  The classic computer programming cliche applies here.  Garbage in, garbage out.  

And that's what we are seeing and hearing from the One World globalists trying to shove Cap and Trade down our throats to the detriment of all Americans. The latest RSS satellite data indicates that there has been no global warming for 17 years and 9 months.

According to the RSS satellite data, whose value for May 2014 has just been published, the global warming trend in the 17 years 9 [months] since September 1996 is zero (Fig. 1). The 213 months without global warming represent more than half the 425-month satellite data record since January 1979. No one now in high school has lived through global warming.

How much longer can these lying liberals continue this charade?  As long as it takes.

For the charts and graphs folks, much more can be found here.

Disney Wants to Indoctrinate My Kid with a Global Warming Scare

Kim D.

As a mother of a young child, I am constantly monitoring what my four-year-old son is watching on television. Actually, he doesn't get to watch much TV, but I try to make certain that what he does see contains age-appropriate messages. In this past year, I have let him watch some shows on Disney Jr, and he certainly does have his favorites, one being Doc McStuffins.

If you've never seen the animated show, it's actually a cute concept. Doc is a little girl who has the talent to fix toys with the help of her stuffed animals. Since she one day aspires to be a doctor like her mother, Doc always wears her physician's coat and is decked out with a stethoscope, her magical tool which helps to diagnose any toy ailment.

Sounds harmless, right? That's what I thought too until I found out that on May 16th the show tackled the global warming hoax. According to Progressives Today, the episode in question, "The Big Storm; Spritzi Mitzi," is based on a thunderstorm. Where things go awry is within the first two minutes when the main character gathers the animals to tell them it might get a little scary, one says, “As the earth gets warmer and warmer, big storms get bigger and bigger.”   

I guess the moral to this story is not to assume institutions that you cherished and trusted as a child are the same now in this progressive world. I can't shelter my son from all the lunacy in this world, but I need to be right there with him watching and explaining the whole story.

The MSM Hypes a Fictitious Scenario of Antarctic Glacial Collapse Amid Record Ice Buildup

By Rob Janicki

It is becoming painfully obvious that radical liberals, their sycophants in the MSM and their even more radical supporters in the environmental/conservation lobby are willing to not only purposely misinterpret climate data, but to actually engage in outright prevarications that are easily disproved as lies.  

Meanwhile, the MSM lapdogs of the Obama administration continue to publish such prevarications and obfuscations as if they are facts.  Liberals of all kinds are attempting to destroy truths and replace them with their own distortions of fact.  Here's the latest from the radical liberals and their MSM partners in the perversion of the truths about global warming or climate change, take your pick.

What can possess liberals and their sycophants to believe that they can fabricate facts and falsify those that are easily corroborated with a simple review of the science data already observed, collected and analyzed?  The liberal establishment, with the help of their eager

cohorts in the MSM have forecasting imminent doom and disaster with the glaciers of Antarctica in collapse.  Here's the problem with that thought.  It's a completely false narrative.

Back in the real world, though, sea ice levels in Antarctica are off the charts, covering more area than at any point since records began and still going higher. The mischaracterized “mainstream” media, meanwhile, only solidified its reputation in recent days as an increasingly ridiculous source of fear mongering, propaganda, and unwarranted hysteria rather than credible reporting.

And here are some of the major aiders and abettors of this fabricated and false scenario of imminent doom and disaster.

 Without going past the headlines, Americans might have been excused for thinking imminent doom was just around the corner. “Irreversible collapse of Antarctic glaciers has begun, studies say,” blared the ridiculous headline of the Los Angeles Times story. The Christian Science Monitor’s was even more absurd: “Catastrophic collapse of Antarctic ice sheet now underway, say scientists.” At theNew York Times, the headline was only slightly less unhinged: “Scientists Warn of Rising Oceans From Polar Melt,” it cautioned, ominously. The Boston Globe, meanwhile, claimed: “Antarctic ice sheet rapidly collapsing, studies contend.”

The bottom line to all these false assertions

Virtually every major U.S. newspaper ran similar deception in its headlines and on its front pages. The problem, though, is that there is no imminent collapse of any Antarctic ice sheet. Period. Even the “scientists” and the “studies” referenced in those articles sounded wildly tame compared with the alarmist headlines emitted by self-styled “news” agencies. Indeed, the two controversial papers that formed the basis of the latest round of delusional media fear-mongering predicted that some glaciers could eventually go into the sea — hundreds of years from now, maybe, or perhaps even a thousand years from now or more.

Read the entire article here. 

What Did Pat Sajak Tweet and Will it Cost Him a Fortune?

By Kim D.

On Monday evening, Pat Sajak, conservative-minded host of Wheel of Fortune, shocked the Twittersphere with the following:

I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 20, 2014

Within 24 hours, news of this tweet and the subsequent outrage it received from global warming believers made headlines in major newspapers.  And, by Tuesday afternoon the #WheelofFortune hashtag was ablaze in full climate-change battle mode. Will calls for his firing and boycotts of the show damage Pat's career? Probably not - but the hysteria is fun to watch.

The Truthers:

Boycott #wheeloffortune !! :P http://t.co/hzDzksFBDX
— Kwirk (@YwgKwirk) May 20, 2014

Oh, Pat. I feel a retirement comin' on ... http://t.co/4BsRC0J2FZ #wheeloffortune #ClimateChange
— Michelle Freed (@MichelleFreed) May 20, 2014

If climate change concerns you, #WheelofFortune's Pat Sajak says you're an "unpatriotic racist." Huh? Boycott his show.
— Bruce Westbrook (@BruceWestbrook) May 20, 2014

Boycott #WheelOfFortune just lost a lot of viewers & advertisers, congrats @patsajak
— Buzz & Sparky (@StubbornOldBuzz) May 21, 2014

The Deniers:

A liberal boycott of #WheelOfFortune won't dent the ratings. Liberals are too dumb to get voter IDs, they can't solve word puzzles.
— AdolfJoeBiden™ (@Bidenshairplugs) May 21, 2014

OMG he mocked them with their own race card... THE HORROR. What a bunch of racists. ;) #WheelOfFortune @Bidenshairplugs
— KillerBunnyFooFoo (@PolitiBunny) May 21, 2014

Next on the libs to-do list: Demand Pat Sajak be fired and take a 'rehabilitation' class for not supporting a hoax #WheelOfFortune
— Mitch Behna (@MitchBehna) May 21, 2014

Who knew just watching #WheelOfFortune could be a new way to anger liberals. Easy Work. :) @Bidenshairplugs
— AngieQueenofQuirk (@Artist_Angie) May 21, 2014

So, what did Pat have to say in response to the backlash from his Twitter trolling?

Sometimes it's fun to poke a stick in a hornets' nest just to hear the buzzing.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) May 20, 2014

Climategate 'hide the decline' explained by Berkeley professor Richard A. Mulle

By Rob Janicki
 Muller does believe that CO2 influences global warming, BUT he demonstrates and explains the illegitimacy of his peers that manipulated and falsified the data at East Anglia. At least Muller has some professional ethical standards.

 The video is almost five minutes long and it leads to a video entailing a longer and more detailed explanation of Muller's charges of manipulation and falsification of relevant data.