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January 11, 2012
Joe Biden imitates Vermin Supreme for the amusement of White House Press Corp
The stunt went a bit awry. D.C. Firefighters were able to free Biden by utilizing the jaws of life. Doctors are not certain yet if there will be any long term damage to the vice presidents health after being deprived of oxygen for the fourty five minutes it took to free him. Biden was quoted as saying of the incident, "There is nothing like the smell of neoprene during a near death experience. It smells like...neoprene."
October 13, 2011
Jose sez: "Si este hombre es mi hermano, yo quiero ser un hijo único."
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Post title translation: "If this man is my brother, I want to be an only child." |
June 20, 2011
May 26, 2011
We're not all about politics here at Capitalist Preservation.
My cohort, Rob Janicki, has been after me to lighten up on the political ax. He believes we need to present some topics that don't touch on politics. I guess he means human interest stories, humorous cartoons, jokes about cute kids, recipes, interpersonal relationships, etc.
Ok, I'll put my best foot forward and take a stab at it. This ain't gonna be easy. Here goes:
organ grinder:
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an itinerant street musician who earns a living by playing a hand organ or hurdy-gurdy.
A Brief History of Organ Grinding:
The Organ Grinder originated in Egypt 5 centuries ago. Later he made his way to Europe as a man with an out of tune organ who cranked one single song over and over until people paid him to take his melody elsewhere. Eventually, the Organ Grinder evolved and moved across the ocean to America.
The Organ Grinding tradition in the United States dates back to 1864 in Boston's Old Back
Bay. The Organ Grinder started here as a street performer who cranked a hand organ or "hurdy gurdy" and had a monkey who did tricks and collected coins from passers-by. As this tradition dwindled in the 20th Century, Organ Grinding became a lost art. [..]
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Having a birthday party for Gramps? Need some good entertainment for the company picnic? Hire an Organ Grinder to perform!
Or...
As an American citizen you can continue to enjoy the rich cultural history of the Organ Grinder and the hilarious antics of his trained Monkey on a daily basis, year round.
"How," you may ask, "is this possible?"
Simply vote for them in 2012.
Ok, I'll put my best foot forward and take a stab at it. This ain't gonna be easy. Here goes:
organ grinder:
– noun
an itinerant street musician who earns a living by playing a hand organ or hurdy-gurdy.
A Brief History of Organ Grinding:
The Organ Grinder originated in Egypt 5 centuries ago. Later he made his way to Europe as a man with an out of tune organ who cranked one single song over and over until people paid him to take his melody elsewhere. Eventually, the Organ Grinder evolved and moved across the ocean to America.
The Organ Grinding tradition in the United States dates back to 1864 in Boston's Old Back
Bay. The Organ Grinder started here as a street performer who cranked a hand organ or "hurdy gurdy" and had a monkey who did tricks and collected coins from passers-by. As this tradition dwindled in the 20th Century, Organ Grinding became a lost art. [..]
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Having a birthday party for Gramps? Need some good entertainment for the company picnic? Hire an Organ Grinder to perform!
Or...
As an American citizen you can continue to enjoy the rich cultural history of the Organ Grinder and the hilarious antics of his trained Monkey on a daily basis, year round.
"How," you may ask, "is this possible?"
Simply vote for them in 2012.
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| Sorry Rob. I just can't do it! |
May 12, 2011
White House releases photo of Navy Seal takedown of Bin Laden
There is bound to be a firestorm of controversy over this photo. Leading pictoral forensic experts are already declaring it a fake. Jeez, why does everyone have to question Obama's veracity regarding everything he says and does?
May 9, 2011
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.
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| Amazing Ace Obama is a gutsy commando This I know For the Left keeps telling me so They are mellow, gay, and white They are precious in his sight Obama loves the Lefty's of the world by Will Profit Poe Longfeller |
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April 21, 2011
Capitalist Preservation News Wire... Obama cuts back on funding to arm Leftist U.S. Rebels for 2012 kinetic campaign action...
We originally broke this story here on March 29, 2011. NONE of the mainstrem media covered it. We are proud to be first in updating this very fluid situation.
Obama has now said the Rebels will be given a total of $25.00, not the $25 MILLION initially reported. Instead of supplying rifles and ammunition, the Rebels will be armed with...
Obama has now said the Rebels will be given a total of $25.00, not the $25 MILLION initially reported. Instead of supplying rifles and ammunition, the Rebels will be armed with...
April 19, 2011
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April 13, 2011
John Wayne Obama
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| Air is not the only thing Obama the rugged individualist is sucking. You better believe it Pilgrim. |
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