Move over, Gotham City - Batman has taken up residence in the UK.
Dressed in a grey superhero outfit that was more joke shop than Hollywood, the “bizarre” incident was captured on CCTV last week. His paunch suggested a less rigorous exercise regime than the toned film stars who have lately taken on the role.
Well, now hold on a minute. What about Val Kilmer?
A spokesman for West Yorskshire Police said: “Last week we had a very strange occurrence at the Police Station when a male wanted for an offence on our area was ‘escorted’ into our helpdesk at Trafalgar House by Batman.
“Batman came into the helpdesk, stated to the staff ‘I’ve caught this one for you’ and then promptly vanished into the night.
“The whole bizarre incident was captured on CCTV. The wanted male, a 27-year-old from the Buttershaw area was detained until the morning when he was escorted to court in Grimsby, as he was also wanted for an offence in that area also.”
The spokesman said the identity of the crimefighter “remains unknown”.
“Batman came into the helpdesk, stated to the staff ‘I’ve caught this one for you’ and then promptly vanished into the night.
“The whole bizarre incident was captured on CCTV. The wanted male, a 27-year-old from the Buttershaw area was detained until the morning when he was escorted to court in Grimsby, as he was also wanted for an offence in that area also.”
The spokesman said the identity of the crimefighter “remains unknown”.
Hmmmm....wonder who it could be?
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On second thought, it couldn't be....Batman uses assault weapons. Piers just uses his droll personality to assault us.
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