Here's Some Moron Obama's Cushing, Oklahoma Photo Op

By Rob Janicki
Hey all you Oklahomans.  Do you want to see President Obama?  He will be visiting Cushing, OK, on Thursday to see all the oil storage facilities and the oil pipe storage and staging center for the southern leg of the Keystone XL Pipeline.  Better hurry and get those preferred seats now.  Oh, wait.  That's all closed to the public. Oh, well, maybe you can see the governor or some other top state official.  No?

State Impact
[...]  Thursday’s Cushing speech starts about 10 a.m., but it’s closed to the public. Gov. Mary Fallin and Lt. Gov. Todd Lamb are out of the state, and Obama’s first presidential visit to Oklahoma also won’t be officially welcomed by state officials.  [...]

Oops!  But have no fear all you Oklahomans,  

[,,,]  Oklahomans who want to see the president in person themselves should start looking for tickets to the Thunder vs. Timberwolves game in Oklahoma City, which Obama is expected to attend.  [...] 

I suppose we could have guessed it would be either a basketball game or the 19th hole at some local golf course.  Don't worry folks, you can always catch Obama on the morning news, the early afternoon news, the evening news, or the late night news.  It doesn't matter which network you tune in to or what day of the week.  They're pretty much carbon copies of each other and they're all in the bag for Obama, so you won't have to worry about any startling events to unfold.  Once you've heard one Obama speech on oil, you've heard them all.  Oil bad, solar and wind good.  There, you have it all.  Now you can go back to figuring out how you are going to meet your next mortgage payment under our Dear Leader's economy.  Good luck with that.