Every day, I’ll be counting down to election day 2012. And every day, I’ll be giving you a reason why you SHOULDN’T vote for Obama. So let’s continue the countdown!
Reason #99: He’s a gin drinker.
He does not fit the persona of someone that drinks gin. He’s more the ripple-in-a-brown-bag kind of guy. Here’s some REAL men that like gin and what they have to say about it:
Robert Benchley, writer: "Let's slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini."
Humphrey Bogart, actor (my personal favorite): "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
Bond…James Bond: "Shaken, not stirred."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, writer: "Sometimes I wish I'd went through those good times stone cold sober so I could remember everything…but then again, if I had been sober, the times probably wouldn't have been worth remembering." That's kind of how we feel about Obama.
I like your melding of images and captions. They make for stark statements that capture the viewers attention, especially for guys like me with a short attention span.
ReplyDeleteLol...thanks very much!
ReplyDeleteUgh some random google image search landed me on your page and I want to throw my morning martini in your face.
ReplyDeleteWhite Male Dominance Preservation, if I may call you that, I know this is hard for you to understand, so I’m going to say it slowly:
That
is
racist.
Also, Obama's a gin drinker? I love him even more.
I believe him to be a latent homosexual as well as a 'Ripple in a brown bag kind of guy' enjoy your martini.
ReplyDeleteWhat were you searching for - Obama Koolaid? And I'm the dominant one here - power to the white, thinking female! BTW, your comment was sexist. It might help you think clearer if you lay off the booze for awhile.
ReplyDeleteThe morning martini thing was a joke, but I didn't expect you to get it.
ReplyDeleteRe: my comment was sexist.
No.
It wasn't.
That's usually the first sign of a problem: denial . And you're right , it wasn't sexist. It was sexist and racist. You see, white is a race also. And male is a sex.... Or are you one of those NOW proponents?
ReplyDeleteI got your joke. I was doing you a favor by not pointing out how pathetic it was. Google search got you here? What key words did you use? Obama -Gin - Alpha Male - Lonely Spinster.
ReplyDeleteWe are not disagreeing on the meaning of race and sex. We are disagreeing on the meaning of racism and sexism.
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are the problem with America.
ReplyDeleteNo pal, people who say I am the problem with America are the problem. I am part of the solution.
ReplyDeleteI can't even begin. Moving along now.
ReplyDelete...Moving along back to watching MSNBC
ReplyDeleteThank God you're moving on. We evil capitalists have other things to do that are a little more meaningful. Enjoy your drink - - just don't spend all your Obama $$'s on gin.
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