We Are Tactical - sung to the tune of Christina Aguilera's 'Beautiful'

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The Biblical Self-Defense Song

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The Tactical Hoedown

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The Gun Confiscation Song

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♪ Barry's Got a Gun ♬

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Sung to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got A Gun...

Dumb, dumb, dumb, Barry what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's me shooting my gun.
Dumb, dumb, dumb, Barry what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb it's me…. Barry's got a gun

Barry's got a gun
He says shooting Skeet is fun
But he wishes he had a son
Is that pair of mom jeans new?
Are these skeet pictures true?
You said they're not photoshopped
But the angle sure seems off to us
You're really looking awkward when you handle a gun
And your shoulder’s gonna need a truss….

Barry’s got a gun
Barry’s got a gun
His coverup has just begun
His pundits have him on the run
Just tell us it's untrue.
Quit being such a fool
You ‘shopped a staged picture
We think you are insane
You must have been high on something
Or maybe it’s just the fact you have a liberal brain....

Run away, run away from the truth yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away from the truth yeah yeah...