Showing posts with label hugo chavez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hugo chavez. Show all posts

March 11, 2013

Glenn Beck & Pat Gray lose control at Hugo's funeral - oh, the humanity

By Correctamundo  

Just a word before you start this touching tribute: you will need some hankies within reach. After all, it was Hugo Chavez who gave us these words to live by:

“I have said it already, I am convinced that the way to build a new and better world is not capitalism. Capitalism leads us straight to hell.”

Thus sayeth Satan's right-hand man.

Move the slider dial to 1.17.06 to hear Glen and Pat fall to pieces as a funeral dirge plays in the background. Or, if you can stand the moving video with all the berets, watch the video clip.  It...is...just so...beauti.....I can't go on, I'm sorry....










March 6, 2013

FLASH: Mitt Romney gave Hugo Chavez cancer

By Correctamundo  

With the death of Obama's kindred spirit Hugo Chavez comes this flashback: 'The US gave me cancer'.

Caracas.- Hugo Chávez says that the United States may have found a way to cause his cancer and that of other Latin American leaders.

The Venezuelan president, who had surgery in June to remove a tumor, speculated in a nationally televised speech about the possibility that America has developed “the technology” to induce cancer, Chávez said it was “very, very, very strange” that so many left-wing Latin American leaders have been diagnosed with cancer, including Chávez, Argentina’s Cristina Fernandez, Paraguay’s Fernando Lugo, Brazil’s Dilma Rousseff and former Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

“It would not be strange if they had developed the technology to induce cancer and nobody knew about it until now … I don’t know. I’m just reflecting,” Chávez said. “But this is very, very, very strange … it’s a bit difficult to explain this, to reason it, including using the law of probabilities.”

I think he could be on to something here. And I think it leads back to Mitt Romney (amazing that Bush isn't being blamed).

Remember wayyyyy back a couple months ago, during Obama's campaign, when THIS emerged?


Now, while Chavez was no woman (that we know of), it could be that Mitt's war on women and notebooks included Latin American leaders as well. What better way to hurt the left than to kill off their communist friends and allies? It's quite a brilliant strategy actually and one the MSM should pursue with vigor. Going into Mitt's background again, ad nauseum, would give them something useful to do since they won't delve into Obama's. Expose Mitt for what he is: an evil genius scientist with the power to take lives at will.  

Coming to a 60 Minutes broadcast near you: Mitt Romney causes Armageddon, sends locusts to Syria and Iran.


March 22, 2011

Ziggy Chavez and the Capitalist's From Mars

Capitalist's are from Mars. Hugo Chavez is a Penis from Venus. 
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Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars:

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day. [..]  Reuters
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                                         What's next? His friend, Sean Penn is a Martian? 

I would have to go along with Hugo on this one.