For all you 'Jew Bags' out there, now's your chance to intern for Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz. All you have to be is a lib and a student - pretty easy to find in any given school in our society today, what with all the crap they pass off as 'educational'.
Thank you for expressing an interest in interning in the office of Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz. As an intern, you would be a welcomed member of our team, which is dedicated to offering the best service possible to the people of Florida's 20th Congressional District.
Students chosen will perform a variety of duties for our office and will play an active role in the daily tasks that face a Member of Congress. Interns will have the opportunity to learn and assist all members of my office, assisting with legislative, press, and administrative duties.
An internship in our District Office and on Capitol Hill is what one makes of it. Dedicated interns have the opportunity - provided they are motivated, energetic, and creative - to learn how legislation becomes law and affects peoples' lives.
We are always looking for hard working students who are interested in entering public service or learning how Congress works.
To apply, please send a resume, a cover letter with days of availability, including your preferred start and end dates, and a one-page writing sample, to one of the following:
For the Pembroke Pines/Aventura Office:
FL23DOInternResumes@mail.house.gov
For the Washington, DC Office:
RepDWSresumes@gmail.com
The application deadlines for the DC office:
Spring Semester Internship – November 28
Summer Internship – Feb. 22
Fall Semester Internship – July 15
The application deadlines for the Pembroke Pines/Aventura offices are:
Spring Semester Internship – November 20
Summer Internship – April 1
Fall Semester Internship – August 1
Yes, Little Debbie is dedicated to offering you her best, including the best meals around. She's working hard for you so that you can eat cavier and drink champagne on the taxpayer's dime. This is a sequester crisis!
(See also: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Worries Her Staff Is Being 'Priced Out' Of Good Meals Because of Sequester)
But you better hurry - the deadline for the summer internship is just around the corner on Little Debbie's birthday - April Fool's Day.
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