February 23, 2014

Marxist Blue Bell Messiah: This is the Sundae the Lord has made

Celebrate Sunday the Obama way!

Worship a bowl full of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream topped with Smuckers hot fudge.

Oh Jesus, it's good! 

Crushed nuts available if Michelle and Barack aren't getting along.

Mark it on your calendar: 
Sundae, March 2, 2014 - Michelle Obama shares her testimony of how she came to believe in Dairy Queen's Oreo Blizzard as her personal Great Googlymoogly and Savior.

Click HERE for more of Will Profit's stream of unconsciousness.

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