trip to Poland yesterday he asked Poland President Bronisław Komorowski if he finds it difficult to preside over both the North Pole and the South Pole.
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Showing posts with label Stream of unconsciousness. Show all posts
March 19, 2014
March 16, 2014
In a World Without a Sycophantic Press...
Joe Biden would be recognized as a barely competent village idiot and Barack Obama would be a little known grass roots level Marxist activist/lawyer.
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March 9, 2014
The odds of Hillary Clinton...
buying a used car and finding one of Bill's used condoms on the backseat are better than the odds of my ever winning the damn Powerball Lottery.
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March 2, 2014
Obama and "International Community" reportedly...
"scrambling" to come up with an answer to Russia invading the Ukraine.
Barack Obama and the international community couldn't scramble an egg without f****** it up.
Barack has laid foreign policy eggs for the past 5+ years.
And now Putin is frying them while the much vaunted international community watches.
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Barack Obama and the international community couldn't scramble an egg without f****** it up.
Barack has laid foreign policy eggs for the past 5+ years.
And now Putin is frying them while the much vaunted international community watches.
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February 28, 2014
I'm taking it for granted the majority of Ukrainians have...
'free' health insurance and food stamp benefits.
Otherwise Barack Obama would immediately throw the full weight and fury of the United States government into the fray against Putin/Russia.
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Otherwise Barack Obama would immediately throw the full weight and fury of the United States government into the fray against Putin/Russia.
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February 28, 2018: President Joe Biden signs executive order...
clearing the way for the theme song from Bonanza to replace the Star Spangled Banner as the National Anthem.
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Michelle Obama: America's Moms Are....
'Confused and Bewildered,' 'Defeated' by Grocery Shopping
Sez Michelle Obama whose groceries for the last six years have been paid for with the tax dollars lifted from the wallets/purses of America's working moms and their families.
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Sez Michelle Obama whose groceries for the last six years have been paid for with the tax dollars lifted from the wallets/purses of America's working moms and their families.
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February 27, 2014
The most memorable moment of President Joe Biden's inauguration would be...
The sound of flapping wings as flying monkeys circle overhead during the swearing in ceremony.
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February 26, 2014
Teaser: Capitalist Preservation - Exclusive Interview With Joe Biden
We are holding back on publishing the complete transcript of our interview with Vice President Joe Biden until he formally announces whether or not he will toss his beanie into the ring and seek the Dem nod for 2016.
In the meantime we will sporadically publish brief excerpts of our interview with the always fascinating Mr Biden.
Enjoy.
Will Profit: Mr Vice President, you turn 73 years old next year. Quite a few political pundits don't believe you will be able to connect with young people and capture the youth vote like Barack Obama did. What say you, sir?
Joe Biden: I say malarkey! Will, do you know I possess the largest privately owned Lego collection in North America?
Will Profit: Ummm, no sir. But that news will come as as no surprise to anyone who has followed your more than fourty year career in Washington. But again sir, the youth vote?
Joe Biden: You're not too f****** bright, are you Will? I answered your question. Young folks love Legos. I love Legos. Millions of unemployed food stamp recipients between the ages of 18 and 26 who are on their parents insurance plan and living in mom and dads basement love Legos. Who the f*** doesn't love Legos? I coul talk about Legos for hours! Did you know the first Legos were... To be continued
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In the meantime we will sporadically publish brief excerpts of our interview with the always fascinating Mr Biden.
Enjoy.
Will Profit: Mr Vice President, you turn 73 years old next year. Quite a few political pundits don't believe you will be able to connect with young people and capture the youth vote like Barack Obama did. What say you, sir?
Joe Biden: I say malarkey! Will, do you know I possess the largest privately owned Lego collection in North America?
Will Profit: Ummm, no sir. But that news will come as as no surprise to anyone who has followed your more than fourty year career in Washington. But again sir, the youth vote?
Joe Biden: You're not too f****** bright, are you Will? I answered your question. Young folks love Legos. I love Legos. Millions of unemployed food stamp recipients between the ages of 18 and 26 who are on their parents insurance plan and living in mom and dads basement love Legos. Who the f*** doesn't love Legos? I coul talk about Legos for hours! Did you know the first Legos were... To be continued
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February 25, 2014
If a Constitution shredding community organizer...
can win two terms as preezy of the United Steezy,
it tells me there is still hope the Chicago Cubs could one day win the World Series for the first time since1908.
It could happen!
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it tells me there is still hope the Chicago Cubs could one day win the World Series for the first time since1908.
It could happen!
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February 23, 2014
Marxist Blue Bell Messiah: This is the Sundae the Lord has made
Celebrate Sunday the Obama way!
Worship a bowl full of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream topped with Smuckers hot fudge.
Oh Jesus, it's good!
Crushed nuts available if Michelle and Barack aren't getting along.
Mark it on your calendar:
Sundae, March 2, 2014 - Michelle Obama shares her testimony of how she came to believe in Dairy Queen's Oreo Blizzard as her personal Great Googlymoogly and Savior.
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Worship a bowl full of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream topped with Smuckers hot fudge.
Oh Jesus, it's good!
Crushed nuts available if Michelle and Barack aren't getting along.
Mark it on your calendar:
Sundae, March 2, 2014 - Michelle Obama shares her testimony of how she came to believe in Dairy Queen's Oreo Blizzard as her personal Great Googlymoogly and Savior.
Click HERE for more of Will Profit's stream of unconsciousness.
February 21, 2014
Fox News Channel Chameleon Bill O'Reilly...
has said he believes Barack Obama to be a patriot.
In other news...Bill's new book, "Killing Common Sense" to hit bookstores next month!
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In other news...Bill's new book, "Killing Common Sense" to hit bookstores next month!
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BREAKING NEWS: Foreign policy expert Joe Biden announces major change in his world view...
The Vice President has said he will soon replace his maps from the Lewis and Clark expedition with a globe of the world manufactured in 1951.
Mr Biden was quoted as saying, "Next stop, the internet!"
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Mr Biden was quoted as saying, "Next stop, the internet!"
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Joe Biden says Obamacare...
off to, "Hell of a start" despite horrific rollout.
My idea of a "Hell of a start" consists of an illegal immigrant swimming the Rio Grande back to Mexico with Joe under one arm and Barack under the other.
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My idea of a "Hell of a start" consists of an illegal immigrant swimming the Rio Grande back to Mexico with Joe under one arm and Barack under the other.
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Wendy Davis wants to turn Texas blue...
as a tribute to the color of her husbands balls on the day she walked out on him and their children.
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Peace In Our Time: The U.S. Dept of Homeland Security...
recently entered into a contract to purchase 700 MILLION rounds of ammunition over the next four years.
I recently purchased a box of shells for my beloved 20-gauge shotgun.
I'll bet I bag more doves with my ammo than they do terrorists with theirs.
Then again maybe it's not terrorists they plan on hunting.
But what do I know?
I'm sure they know what they are doing.
I recently purchased a box of shells for my beloved 20-gauge shotgun.
I'll bet I bag more doves with my ammo than they do terrorists with theirs.
Then again maybe it's not terrorists they plan on hunting.
But what do I know?
I'm sure they know what they are doing.
Do you remember the Dark Ages when...
city/state/and Federal Government didn't give a damn what we the people thought or had to say?
Thanks, NSA!
Thanks, NSA!
If, as Barack Obama says, ....
the time for debate is over.
Why wont he shut the f*** up?
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Why wont he shut the f*** up?
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February 20, 2014
Double Jeopardy: If Bill and Hillary Clinton have a pussy cat...
I've got $20 says the damn thing sleeps with it's back to the wall and its eyes open.
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