By Will Profit. Shamelessy lifted from the Tears for Fears song, "Shout"
Out, out, CNN threw me out
I am a Brit they can do without
Walk on
My viewers were few
Walk on
Out, Out, Zuckerman said get out
My low ratings are something CNN can do without
Walk on
My viewers were few
Walk on
In violent rhymes, I tried to sell you statist gun control
In black and white, the Second Amendment really, really sucks you know
Those Tea Party minds, that used me for a whipping boy
Kiss my ass goodbye, you should see them jump for joy
Out, out, CNN threw me out
I am a Brit they can do without
Walk on
My viewers were few
Walk on
They aired me live, and my ratings quickly went to hell
Ass cold as ice, I tried to sell America my bullshit tale
Out, Out, Zuckerman said get out
My low ratings are something CNN can do without
Walk on
My viewers were few
Walk on
Out, out, CNN threw me out
I am a Brit they can do without
Walk on
My viewers were few
Walk on
And then you've held me down in low regard
If I could change your minds, I'd really love to make a new start
I'd really love to (make a new start)
Out, out, CNN threw me out (make a new start)
I am a Brit they can do without (I'd really love to make a new start)
Walk on
CNN is in the loo
Walk on
Out, out, American's want me out
They say I am someone they can do without
Walk on
My fans are few
Walk on
Out, out, the UK also chased me out
They say things I did they can do without
Walk on
My fans are few
Walk on
(CNN really really sabotaged my show) Out, out, Security escorted me out
(Really, really sabotaged my show) I am someone CNN can do without
(CNN really, really) My viewers were few
(Zuckerman really, really blows) Walk on
Out, out, dammit I'm out (I'd really love to make a new start)
A paycheck is something I can't do without (I'd really love to make a new start)
Come on MSNBC, I'm talking to you
Come on
Out, out, dammit I'm out
A paycheck is something I can't do without
Come on MSNBC, I'm talking to you...(fade)
Showing posts with label Piers Morgan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piers Morgan. Show all posts
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February 22, 2013
FLASH: Piers Morgan fantasizes about unbridled sex with Jessica Alba
By Correctamundo
I guess to get a rise out of the ladies, Pierced Organ is now broadcasting his sexual fantasies.
TELLY show-off Piers Morgan loves a challenge – but even he may have bitten off more than he can chew with his latest wish.
He grins: “I want to do a big screen love scene with Jessica Alba.”
The married chat show host — who returns to ITV tomorrow night with a new series of Life Stories — has put the fantasy bunk-up with the sexy actress {on} top of his list of goals for 2013.
Piers says: “I am looking to expand my movie career this year. I had a cameo in a film with Denzel Washington last year and I have done comedy and drama.
“So this year I would hopefully like to do a love scene with Jessica Alba.”
Oh, bugger! The only comedy he's participated in is his show ratings. But he is pretty good at whipping up drama. But a love scene with Miss Jessica? I don't think THIS...
I guess to get a rise out of the ladies, Pierced Organ is now broadcasting his sexual fantasies.
TELLY show-off Piers Morgan loves a challenge – but even he may have bitten off more than he can chew with his latest wish.
He grins: “I want to do a big screen love scene with Jessica Alba.”
The married chat show host — who returns to ITV tomorrow night with a new series of Life Stories — has put the fantasy bunk-up with the sexy actress {on} top of his list of goals for 2013.
Piers says: “I am looking to expand my movie career this year. I had a cameo in a film with Denzel Washington last year and I have done comedy and drama.
“So this year I would hopefully like to do a love scene with Jessica Alba.”
Oh, bugger! The only comedy he's participated in is his show ratings. But he is pretty good at whipping up drama. But a love scene with Miss Jessica? I don't think THIS...
...will ever meet up with the likes of THIS...
But I do think he's got a shot at a Comedy Central show, like Pierced Organ: Give Yourself a Hand or I've Got Talent...Really, I do...Seriously - somebody pay attention to me!
In the meantime, you're doing a fine acting job at CNN, pretending to be a relevant journalist. I hope I haven't deflated your ego...or something. I'm sure your ship will come in eventually and you'll be raking in the accolades, hand over fist. In the meantime, don't be too hard on yourself.
February 18, 2013
Piers Morgan and women's underwear
Editor's Note: We are pleased to hear Mr Morgan is doing more with panties than just sniffing them.
The other Editor’s Note: Because of this post, senior citizens are flocking to buy Depends. Geriatric women seeking to get their diapers autographed.
By Correctamundo
So the infamous crumpet crammer from across the pond let's everyone in on a little secret: he's into women's underwear. Or women's underwear seems to be into him.
In an interview with London’s TV Magazine, the CNN host suggests that members of the fairer sex are also quite smitten with the anti-gun advocate:
“I’ve always been a huge sex symbol, so it comes as no surprise to me that I’ve now got a fan club from the opposite sex — and the same sex as a matter of fact,” he grins.
“I’ve had the odd pair of knickers sent to me. It’s a perk of the job."
The other Editor’s Note: Because of this post, senior citizens are flocking to buy Depends. Geriatric women seeking to get their diapers autographed.
By Correctamundo
So the infamous crumpet crammer from across the pond let's everyone in on a little secret: he's into women's underwear. Or women's underwear seems to be into him.
In an interview with London’s TV Magazine, the CNN host suggests that members of the fairer sex are also quite smitten with the anti-gun advocate:
“I’ve always been a huge sex symbol, so it comes as no surprise to me that I’ve now got a fan club from the opposite sex — and the same sex as a matter of fact,” he grins.
“I’ve had the odd pair of knickers sent to me. It’s a perk of the job."
Hopefully, he never mispronounces 'knickers' or we could have a race riot on our hands. I think, though, he's probably talking about these types of knickers since chaps seem to fawn over him as well:
And what does he do with all that women's underwear he gets as a 'perk'?
Move over, Kate Upton - this barmy bloke fancys your job as an SI cover model. Who can blame him with his ratings being a dog's dinner. What a wanker.
January 31, 2013
Ru Paul tops Piers Morgan in ratings & evening gown competition
By Correctamundo
Of course, RuPaul tops Piers Morgan in more ways than one. Ru is 6'4", Piers is only 6'1". And RuPaul looks far better in the evening gown competition than Piers.
Of course, RuPaul tops Piers Morgan in more ways than one. Ru is 6'4", Piers is only 6'1". And RuPaul looks far better in the evening gown competition than Piers.
January 27, 2013
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