February 22, 2013

FLASH: Piers Morgan fantasizes about unbridled sex with Jessica Alba

By Correctamundo  

I guess to get a rise out of the ladies, Pierced Organ is now broadcasting his sexual fantasies.  

TELLY show-off Piers Morgan loves a challenge – but even he may have bitten off more than he can chew with his latest wish.

He grins: “I want to do a big screen love scene with Jessica Alba.”

The married chat show host — who returns to ITV tomorrow night with a new series of Life Stories — has put the fantasy bunk-up with the sexy actress {on} top of his list of goals for 2013.

Piers says: “I am looking to expand my movie career this year. I had a cameo in a film with Denzel Washington last year and I have done comedy and drama.

“So this year I would hopefully like to do a love scene with Jessica Alba.”

Oh, bugger!  The only comedy he's participated in is his show ratings. But he is pretty good at whipping up drama.  But a love scene with Miss Jessica? I don't think THIS...

...will ever meet up with the likes of THIS...

But I do think he's got a shot at a Comedy Central show, like Pierced Organ: Give Yourself a Hand or I've Got Talent...Really, I do...Seriously - somebody pay attention to me!  

In the meantime, you're doing a fine acting job at CNN, pretending to be a relevant journalist. I hope I haven't deflated your ego...or something. I'm sure your ship will come in eventually and you'll be raking in the accolades, hand over fist. In the meantime, don't be too hard on yourself.

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