Is Joe Biden really as dumb as an ashtray? We did our own study...

By Correctamundo  

As was noted last week in a previous post of mine, Roger Ailes made the comment that our Joe was as dumb as an ashtray. So, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I conducted a purely scientific study and came up with some fascinating results - moreso about the different types of totally awesome ashtrays there are out there rather than about Joe himself.

This is Joe Biden - and will remain so throughout our scientific presentation.

Study #1: The Padded Bottom Ashtray: this ashtray is stylish and has weight & substance. BONUS: it uses gold - remember when that was the standard? - clearly Joe Biden does not.

                           

Study #2: The Gun-shaped Ashtray:  we know how Joe feels about guns - 'Just shoot 'em through the door' - this ashtray has control and is used by a responsible smoker. Clearly, Joe is not in control.

            

Study #3:  The Automotive Lighted Ashtray: this fine piece of technology is great for use in your vehicle. It lights up when you lift the lid and converts your extra cup holder into an ashtray. It can also mount on your dash.  While Joe might light up when he lifts the lid, he can't convert anything into anything useful. And we don't want to see him mounting anything.

                                                                                 

Now, to be fair to our Joe, we have come across a couple things that Joe does well being as dumb as an ashtray that these others would never be able to do.

Scientific Proof #1: Joe can meet with Obama under the cone of silence.  I hope I didn't disturb them when I took this pic.

Scientific Proof #2:  Joe can interrogate a Menendez hooker anytime he wants to, as shown in this digital portrait by someone named Sonna of a clandestine meeting in some foreign hotel.  Notice there's no CIA around....hmm....

My totally scientific study shows that not only is our Joe dumber than an ashtray, but he is, indeed: boring, transparent, and lacking in character and personality.  Perhaps we'll conduct a totally scientific study on whether or not he is, indeed, dumber than rocks and dumber than dirt.  Until next time, this is Correctamundo, chief Scientific correspondent, signing off. So long - and may all your plugs take hold.